~ UnDeR mY sKiN ~

to wax or not to wax... that is the question... www.mystiqc.blogspot.com

Pple these days are getting so RUDE *lol

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1596152,00.html

Singapore: 'Size of booger'
28/09/2004 11:39 - (SA)

Taipei - Taiwan Foreign Minister Chen Tan-sun has sparked an outcry after he derisively described Singapore as "a country the size of a booger", officials said on Tuesday.

Chen was responding to comments from Singapore Foreign Minister George Yeo, who had told the United Nations General Assembly that an independence drive by certain Taiwan groups would lead to war with mainland China.

An angry Chen, an advocate of the island's independence drive, fired a salvo at Yeo while meeting dozens of independence activists at the foreign ministry on Monday.

"Even a country the size of a booger brazenly criticised Taiwan and former president Lee Teng-hui in the United Nations," Chen said in Taiwanese dialect.

'Improper'

"It was nothing but an effort to embrace China's 'balls', forgive me using such a word," Chen said.

"What he (Yeo) said was to try to please China."

The remarks drew widespread criticism, with critics warning that ties with Singapore could be damaged.

"It is improper to term another country as a 'booger' (United States slang for dried nasal mucus)," said Chen Chien-ming, a parliamentarian from the Taiwan Solidarity Union, which is allied to the ruling Democratic Progressive Party..

"If necessary, he should apologise to the Singapore government."

Government spokesperson Chen Chi-mai said he could understand Chen's frustration at Taiwan's 12th failed bid to join the UN "but the comparison is not proper".

Beijing replaced Taipei in the UN in 1971 and has blocked attempts by Taipei to join the world body.

Despite diplomatic links with Beijing and its support for a "one China" policy, Singapore has been operating three military training camps in Taiwan.

China was infuriated after Singapore's then-deputy prime minister Lee Hsien Loong visited Taiwan in July.

Beijing sees Taiwan as part of its territory awaiting reunification - by force if necessary. The two sides split at the end of a civil war in 1949.

Edited by Andrea Botha

posted by: darkscarlette at September 30, 2004 20:20 | link | comments |

Friendster Muses

Friendster is good cuz i found many old long-lost frens thru it... but... there're just so many desperados out there turning to it to 'can i make fren weechu?' I always ignore them but it's really quite stupid and hilarious looking at some of the things these goons will say to try to make fren weechu... some pple even go around asking strangers to add them so that they can look like they've got tons of frens *rolls eyes heavenwards*. Pathethic! i'm malingering again, so here're some of the messages that tickled ...

From:	Rasheed
Date:	February 16, 2004 8:22 PM
Subject:	hiiiiiiiiiiii
Message:	hiiiiiiiiiiii How r u ?? May i make friendship with u ?? i'm Rasheed from saudia now in KL love_guy_****@yahoo.com i like to use ICQ to chat this my ICQ no. 1******** MSN love_guy_****@hotmail.com bye Take care

Check out this dude's MSN nick: love_guy *cringe* No Rasheed u may not make friendship with me.

From:	Thug
Date:	September 29, 2004 4:41 AM
Subject:	wowwww....
Message:	hi there dammmmm u sure look pretty.wowww i love your hair too....u r perfect gal.....i think the chicken cross the road to say hi to the cute princess on the other side of the road.....and the princess is you my dear......take care byeeee.......

Byeeee chicken, u stay on ur side of the road and i'll stay on mine. (What's he doing at 4.41am in the morning picking up girls online... betchu a thousand bucks the loser was surfing porn hah!)

From:	Dan
Date:	August 14, 2004 9:51 AM
Subject:	Hello
Message:	I saw you on friendster and saw your pic. Your look gorgeous and I am sincere to know you. Maybe we can communicate thru email,,? Mine email is alert_***@hotmail.com regards, Danny

No we may not communicate, period. Male slut. nuf said.

From:	BAmbaM
Date:	June 23, 2004 11:15 PM
Subject:	Can add me?
Message:	hey babe...how r u today? hmmm....pretty face you got there and a sexy smile too.... A small intro of myself then: i. 29y/o chinese male/Andy ii. working in the airforce iii. staying in AMK iv. currently attached v. likes pool, movies, clubbing, coffee, shopping vi. 1.7/60kg vii. what else? what about you?

Another male slut. And he proudly proclaims that he's attached. Duh.

From:	Adam
Date:	September 26, 2004 8:06 AM
Subject:	hi ya missy
Message:	think u r PRETTY cute...m32sgch

Adam i seriously think that if u're trying to pick girls up in this manner, try removing that photo of ur oh-so-PRETTY-cute face first. (this guy wakes up at 8.06am on a freaking Sunday morning to make fren weechu online, another loser.)

From:	Daniel
Date:	May 10, 2004 5:22 AM
Subject:	Hey Babe
Message:	Hi, You seem to be such an interesting lady. Would like to get to know you. Am currently working as Business Development Manager for a local IT company. Hobbies are tennis, pool, SSO Concerts, movies, travel, gym, wake boarding and surfing the Net. Please contact me at mobile 9*******, but if I'm busy please leave voice mail and I'll get back to you soon. You can also add me or email me at plat****@starhub.net.sg. I’m 38 yrs old and am an interesting and humorous person. Looking for friends who are sincere, outgoing and positive in life. Hope to hear from you real soon. Meantime, take care and have a nice day!! Cheers Daniel

What does he think this is? Some dating service organised by the Social Development Unit? sheesh! (Up at 5.22am on a bloody Mon morning. More porn lurking here.)

Amongst em all, Chek Wee here takes the cake. I salute him for his originality and ingeniuity.

From:	Chek wee
Date:	March 21, 2004 5:36 AM
Subject:	Proper massage (24hrs house-call service)
Message:	Hi babe my name is joe or chek wee and I have been providing proper massage for over half a year already. I can guarentee you that your stress and tension would be able to ease off after a session with me. Rates are reasonable. I can come to you and for a 1 and half hour session at a fixed fee of $50. My massage session is proper and in no way that would be offensive. My intention is sincere and I do hope you would give me a call/sms at my mobile no 9******* when you need to relax. sincerely, joe

posted by: darkscarlette at September 30, 2004 02:55 | link | comments (1) |

Life's Rantings - September 28, 2004 13:57

"... everything is exactly as it should be... planned and simple - and mute. a life that talks but never screams, that sings, but never with passion..."

~ posted by slyeye ~

Would u want that kind of life?

yes. someone once told me that an uneventful life is a fortunate life.

no. i want... need to feel the passion, the vibrance, the fun and the energy. the extreme highs (but can i dun want the lows? ... but without the lows, would i be able to feel the highs?)

i dunno wat i want.

i TOTALLY lurve to go out and party and dance like there's no tomoro. but i also like quiet time, chilling out and having a good conversation.

I ride on the highs of performing well at work. but i'm also bloody sick of being in the rat race of the corporate world.

i wanna see the world and experience the different cultures. but den i sit back and realise that my core ethics wldn't sit well with a lot of cultures - 'open-minded / liberal' doesn't necessarily not equate to decadence.

I get incredibly bored stiff if life gets too mundane. unlike some, i cannot sit at home and stare at the luohan in the fishtank, i'll pull out all my red hair in absolute boredom. and yet, i like to stone and stare at moving images on the tv, seeing everything and registering nothing.

i love to live in the moment, live at the edge, laugh at life in the face. but i sometimes crave for a simple life, cuddling up in front of the idiot box watching stupid movies and stuffing my face with pizza.

i just wanna be happy. is that too much to ask?

i'm ruled by my heart. a blessing and a curse.

i wanna go cruising forever in my Rav4, blasting music and running to that other world. not thinking, just feeling. but first, i've to really learn to drive on the roads haha.

beta still, i wanna be on that speedboat, cruising out foreva into the open sea, music blasting from the speakers (nice music... MY kind of music - not the awful cheena-hokkien-beng type that Justin plays whenever we go wakeboarding *crinch*). i wanna feel the breeze against my sun burnt cheeks, lounging with sun-tan oil (NOT sun-block) on my body, taking a dip in the water whenever i feel too hot, den allowing the sun to dry out the pretty translucent water droplets on my body when i climb back on deck again. i suppose having jack with me would be pretty out of the question - i'll prob find the water too inviting and dive into it anytime in my madness. but den again... that's a thot i like....

i wanna return to the pretty underwater world and dive with the manta rays. gaze upon the true beauty of the corals. dance to the song of the gentle dolphins.

posted by: mystiqc at September 29, 2004 00:02 | link | comments |

Airheads Rule! - September 27, 2004 11:52

Genius: hahah my friend is such a moron. Her mom is in the hospital. She couldn't find the washing powder so she's using showerfoam
Genius: Airhead says: i think for a long time.. wat to put.. to wash.. no washing powder.. then.. i think..since u wash body.. with shower foam..then wash clothes also can lah.. compatible.
darkscarlette: *lol*
darkscarlette: is she an airhead by any chance?
Genius: totally
Genius: (:~@) says: did the bubbles overflow?
Airhead says: no leh.. the clothes smell jus nice.. hmm..
Airhead says: better than my mom's powder..
Airhead says: n my mom's gonna love me..for washing her floor for her..
Airhead says: i dunno washing machine..got a pipe for water to flow out..n forgot to drain it into a pail..
Airhead says: n guess wat..
Airhead says: water parade.. all over.. n i can wash the kitchen.. floor as well..
Airhead parted this chat. Session closed.
darkscarlette: *lol*
darkscarlette: so farnee....geez!
Genius: no she isn't like 15
Genius: she's i think 25
Genius: or 24
darkscarlette: she's bout my age den
Genius: yeah... OMFG
Genius: (:~@) says: you're damn lucky the kitchen floor is the type that can flood
Airhead says: hahaha.. yah u say lucky lor..
Airhead says: mom would be super glad too cos i help her wash up the floor mat n clothes.. cos ..
Airhead says: i cant find the mop..
Airhead says: Where the fuck is the mop.. so ..
Airhead says: went to take the floor cloth
(:~@) says: *LOL*
Airhead says: so clever hor.. do 3 things all at one shot.. wash clothes.. floor..n floor mat...
(:~@) says: gee.. think ur mom will be glad..haha

posted by: mystiqc at September 29, 2004 00:00 | link | comments |

Pen Pal - September 24, 2004 14:11

i feel like i have a pen pal! no... 2 actually... *lol*

i've neva had a pen pal... one in spore one overseas... always wondered since young wat it'd feel like to have one! in the past, having a pen pal meant u have to wait days... weeks even, for the handwritten snail mail to arrive. these days, emails whizz around fast and furious with a click of the mouse.

i'm such a loquacious girl. i get super text-happy when i write. when my thots flow, they flow like there's no tomoro. i pity the ones at the receiving end of my verbosity. their eyes must hurt at the end of my mails hahah. but that's just me! which is why i need this place... this is my space and i can let it flow as long as i want! at least i can let it overflow here without imposing on anyone...

my space to store my overflowing thots. i'm an overflowing riverbed. a pretty flower bath overflowing from the bathtub. a tender swollen breast overflowing with milk. AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA crap again.

my memory's not too good... so this is like an extension of my grey matter hahah.

i'm so scared to forget things. i need pictures. words. constant contact. to keep the memories fresh.

cuz i dun wanna forget. i can't feel if i forget. and so i won't let me forget.

pls dun let me forget.

this is my space.

posted by: mystiqc at September 28, 2004 23:59 | link | comments |

MYOB - September 20, 2004 13:53

why shd anyone fucking care wat i do with my life. it's MINE.

WTF STAY OUT OF MY SPACE.

posted by: darkscarlette at September 28, 2004 23:54 | link | comments |

Time - 2004-09-09 09:26

time flies... time crawls... the concept of time again.

flies when u're happy, drags when u're sad / on the treadmill / going thru ROP week / at work / when u're missing someone.

posted by: darkscarlette at September 28, 2004 23:51 | link | comments |

An Annoying Biarch 2004-09-06 23:50

some girls are just plain IRRITATING. talk loud loud, laugh loud loud... voice so shrill and sumpat. all in a pitiful attempt to bring attention to themselves. as the cab uncle would say: 'no standard'. *lol*

Disgusting.

if u have IT, u have it. why make urself look so pathethic.

and puhlease... dun even tink of coming near me and trying to befriend me. nor my gurlfrens. u're too BELOW us. so get lost. stay far away.

hit on the guys if u must, but i've no time for tramps like u.

the beady-eyes-sushi-gf-who-looks-like-the-female-version-of-her-bf. pity the poor bf cuz he's a nice chap.

posted by: darkscarlette at September 28, 2004 23:51 | link | comments |

The Wickedest Nite! 2004-09-05 17:23

damn last nite was totally WICKED! had a blast of a party! amazing... Took lotsa pics! crazy things we were doing... man...

my gurfren's hum sup-ness totally showed thru even in the pics - with her red-as-a-piu face and dat heh-heh tikoh grin *lol*

some quiet octopus came out to play *cringe*

my gurlfren gave a postmortem in the morning, she had to fill me in on the details once my memory blank started. i cldn't stop laughing and laughing... so much nonsense...damn.

she said dat on the way to supper, we were at the road, and i talked to her like she was an idiot 'but... we cannot cross the road here! there're a lot of cars! and they will hit us if we cross!' *lol*

and den i said i cldn't walk up the steps of the overhead bridge. fast and furious, a fren came to the rescue, piggybacked me up the stairs - while my 2 other frens stayed close behind in case i fell *lol* I can't remember a thing but he must've almost died in the process hahhahahahahh! dat was so FETCH!

i can't remember the details, but i noe we had so much fun. didn't want the nite to end!

Those crazy pics will always keep these fond memories fresh.

posted by: darkscarlette at September 28, 2004 23:50 | link | comments |

TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE 2004-09-02 15:25

'TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE'

a fren's frens ripped this off some war movie. and now i'm gonna rip it off him too. use it when u're like, gonna get pissed drunk.

it's time to darken my nails again. the wknd's just around the corner. party time.

posted by: darkscarlette at September 28, 2004 23:47 | link | comments |