~ UnDeR mY sKiN ~

to wax or not to wax... that is the question... www.mystiqc.blogspot.com

: : i'm in a shitty mood : :

i have no patience for massive indecisiveness. i have no patience for dingdonging situations. wat the freak i am not gonna book and cancel and rebook the bloody couch for tonite. i say we go party and leave tomoro's shit till tomoro to sort out. PERIOD.

i am officially in a shitty nasty mood and i will bite the next moron who irritates me.

posted by: livingde8ddoll at December 31, 2004 11:02 | link | comments |

~ i had breakfast ~

- a packet of HL milk

- 2 small potato curry puffs

and now i feel like writing a suicidal note.

posted by: livingde8ddoll at December 31, 2004 08:49 | link | comments |

: : corny : :

a dyslexic man walks into a bra.

posted by: mystiqc at December 29, 2004 09:51 | link | comments (2) |

~ Gorgeous & rugged ~

i have decided my new dream car will be a White Rav4.

posted by: darkscarlette at December 28, 2004 10:50 | link | comments (2) |

~ sistas rock ~

i locked myself in the room and cried into the pillows on xmas day. i was awfully unhappy. of cuz i'm not alone in the world, but at that moment it sure felt like i was.

dat afternoon i wiped my tears and went out to meet the first of my sistas to do grocery shopping for our sistas party that nite. no matter wat, the party had to happen. i didn't want my shit to spoil anyone else's mood.

the party was a riot. i lurve my sistas to death for the good times that we always have, the cock we always sprout, the questionably intellectual conversations we always engage in, and the laughter till my tummy aches. i lurve em for putting a smile on my face when no one else was here for me.

posted by: darkscarlette at December 28, 2004 10:42 | link | comments |

~ a blessing in disguise ~

Baba sent me this msg:

babs i'm glad u weren't able to take leave or else i noe that u would've gone to phuket for holiday and u'd be dead by now cuz a tsunami just struck and thousands are dead. Patong Beach is destroyed...

a fren from states was supposed to visit and we'd planned to go to phuket over this same Xmas holiday weekend. Patong beach is my fav. and i would've stayed at my fav resorts, either the Holiday Inn Resort Phuket or Ban Thai Resort - both of which are directly across the road from Patong Beach. both of which have been partially destroyed by the waters.

i would be dead right now. if the fren from states had made it. and if i'd been able to take leave.

posted by: darkscarlette at December 28, 2004 09:54 | link | comments (1) |

~ Meet The Fockers ~

Mom FOCKER:
nice lady. great cook and brilliant seamstress.

Daddy FOCKER:
the gancheong spider. Daddy FOCKER provides the moolah.

Big Bro FOCKER:
a FOCKER thru and thru. has been bestowed the highly coveted title of 'Bloody Handsome Mother Fucker #2'. sympathies to the ladies who fall head over heels for his charm and cover pg good looks. or to the dudes who fall for his schemes under his glib tongue.

Fierce Bro FOCKER:
absolute cutie when he was trim and fit. straight forward and has a steel backbone. married to a woman with a super nasty tongue tho.

Golden Boy FOCKER:
a total cutie. youngest of the 3 boys, carries the shit for all the FOCKERS.

Wannabe Sis FOCKER:
whore of the family, the female equivalent of Big Bro FOCKER - in the field of being fucked up and cunning. always a wannabe (but sadly neva getting THERE), she has no qualms bout bedding her old boss to stay under a nicer roof than her parents can afford. has no qualms either, bout kicking her mom aside just to ensure herself a better life. her little son is, to her, excess baggage. bedding her boss has allowed her to afford hiring a maid to dump her son onto.

Lil Brat FOCKER:
an annoying lil brat. irritates the hell out of everyone. is half green. and has inherited the vacummous body part.

Baby FOCKER:
sweetie, this one.

Nasty Mouth Sis-in-Law FOCKER:
nasty mouth. nuf said.

posted by: psyche at December 24, 2004 11:19 | link | comments |

~ Merry Xmasssss ~

it's Xmas! a joyous occasion becuz it means parties and booze and pressies! whoopieeee ~

u noe wat? i wanna get wasted. i've been so stressed that all i wanna do is, get wasted.

we've got a house party tonite! it's like a FRENEMY party. to me anyways. cuz it's a mish mash grp of pple who're gonna be there. i dun wanna hate, but a couple of em, i just can't stand. i want em OUT OF MY LIFE FOREVA and i'll be alright. out of sight out of mind. but my wish'll neva come true. cuz these couple of sickening folks are the FOCKERS! yeah that's wat i'm gonna call em! cuz they sound like that word. and they are the ILs. Boo.

i'm just gonna havta BEAR with those annoying fockers for a while, and den i'm going out to party. yay. cuz the thot of having them in my space for more than a while, just bout suffocates me. i will get wasted i think. i hope i dun get a memory blank tho. hate the feeling of waking up like a woman with amnesia picking up the trail of her life from last nite.

xmas day itself... oooh yeah! that's the house party that's gonna rock! it's our Alcoholics Anonymous Sistas Xmas Party woooohoooooo! nothing beats partying with my sistas... or just sitting around playing stupid games and talking cock. All of us (with the exception of Hairclap's petite gf, and she doesn't really count cuz she's born petite duh... and also, well... she isn't really a first generation Sista since she's a sista's partner) have put on weight! arrggghhhh.  i've been told many times that happy pple put on weight cuz they're happy and they eat. how can anyone be happy to see an expanding waistline?!?!

so i'm bloody sure they're lying. next time we'll all be the rolly-polly-jelly-belley-fatty-bom-bom sistas instead of the cool AA sistas. bah!

ok i must not will not punish myself for no reason it's xmas and i will make me eat and tell myself not to be an idiot and feel guilty. oh wat am i gonna do.

somehow i feel the post party ( or rather, parties) tiredness oredi... i am so gonna do nothing on sun and just SLEEP... arrggh i just remembered there's another Boxing Day Dinner to go to *faint*.

posted by: psyche at December 24, 2004 10:25 | link | comments |

: : sy-kee : :

The fable of Eros and Psyche is usually considered allegorical. The Greek name for a butterfly is Psyche, and the same word means the soul. There is no illustration of the immortality of the soul so striking and beautiful as the butterfly, bursting on brilliant wings from the tomb in which it has lain, after a dull, grovelling, caterpillar existence, to flutter in the blaze of day and feed on the most fragrant and delicate productions of the spring. Psyche, then, is the human soul, which is purified by sufferings and misfortunes, and is thus prepared for the enjoyment of true and pure happiness.

posted by: psyche at December 23, 2004 09:30 | link | comments |

: : homebaked choc cookies :D : :

i am feeling so tired. i have been tired for 2 weeks. i am tired even when i do nothing. i think it's cuz i'm fighting inside. all the time.

this morning i had a surprise when i came to work. there on my seat, was a little container of home baked choc cookies!   my intern had baked them herself and she noes i lurve chocs! it wasn't an expensive gift and was simply wrapped, but the gesture was so sweet i was touched and it brought a real big smile to my otherwise sullen work face.

i'm starting to feel a lil xmassy... time to go buy those overdue pressies!

posted by: darkscarlette at December 21, 2004 09:46 | link | comments |